[GDN] What kind of surprises have you got in store for us? Well, if you tell us they won’t be surprises I suppose, but give us some hints hey?

SW - You’ve always wanted a demented, poo-flinging sidekick, right? Sure, we all do!

AB - [Thinks for a moment] I think the major surprise is that Postal 3 truly turns out to be a hilarious game - unique social satire action NOT another ’super violent shooter’ that it has been unfairly tagged with for years.

[GDN] Since its the Source engine, does that mean there will be perhaps a level editor, downloadable expansions, add-on content?

SW - We’re planning on all these things, but some may not be applicable to [Xbox] 360. I blame Hitler.

AB - Yep, PC gamers will be able to use well-known Source’s SDK for developing their own postal content.

[GDN] For the Xbox 360 version, anything special in the works? Will it use all of the XBLA features (achievements, leader-boards, voice chat) and will we be able to shoot jizz rags at our friends’ avatars (cuz that would freakin’ rock!)

SW - We’re definitely concocting some interesting achievements, though I am fighting the urge to mock the concept by awarding achievements for things like "X button master" the FIRST time you hit the X button. And then doing that for every single button. But I’m kind of a bastard like that.

AB - Postal 360 does use achievements & most of the commonly expected to be in a multiplayer shooter game features. But, as P3 is not just another shooter, its multiplayer game will also feature a lot of brand-unique designs. After all, who said that social comedy ends in a single player? Jizz rags shots will surely make it to the multi-player game (if MS’s purists don’t ban us)

[GDN] Damn the man’s prudish ways!

[GDN] Anything else you want to spill about Postal III? Preferably something we won’t have to clean up later?

SW - In PIII, gamers will have opportunities to screw up and/or redeem their wasted, irresponsible virtual lives like never before. ...and laugh hysterically while doing it. You will laugh, you will cry, you will question the very nature of existence. With jizz rags.

AB - A big thanks to the community & all other people who support us & wait for the game to come out! The wait is almost over & it will be generally rewarded with the experience you’ll get. Send us your thoughts/comments* and be certain to be heard/replied. Thanks!

* That can be done via the Postal 3 website at: http://www.gopostal.com/pr/postal3.php (where you can also see scantily clad women, scenes of simulated sexuality and a whole bunch of other things probably not work or kid friendly. Doesn’t mean it’s wrong... just mature.

GDN would like to thank Steve and Andrew as well as Mike, Vince and the crew at Running with Scissors and everyone at Akella. Hopefully, they’ll give us a freakin early version of the game so we can get you a preview of it soon. (Hint, Hint guys!)